Zero-time

What was the reason for restarting time at the supposed birth of Christ? It was so that the dark-lords could steal time through their new calendars. There is a distinct possibility that this is not actually 2008 but earlier. Or maybe its later and we are already in the 4th dimension creating, and manifesting our hell world instantly with our thoughts. Hmmm! "Come on Milhouse, there’s no such thing as a soul! It’s just something they made up to scare kids, like the Boogie Man or Michael Jackson.” (Bart Simpson)